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Review on 🌸 Lavender Vanilla Scented Poo-Pourri: Effective Odor Eliminator, 1.4 oz. Liquid by Maria Taglienti

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Poo-pourri, the best antidote to social anxiety in the toilet

Everyone poops, that's a fact. If not, see a doctor. Sometimes the urge to poop comes when you're comfortably at home, sometimes when you're at work and there are three stalls to choose from and you're wearing recognizable shoes and you're afraid some cat girl Madison will recognize your shoes enough to put your finger to show up and make fun of you for pooping later (this never happens except in the case of social awkwardness and anxiety). Enter Poo Purri. A few sips and freshly cut lavender fill the counter. You sit and mind your own business. You can spend as much time as you like on this bowl, surfing the Internet, having future arguments in your head and daydreaming. When you finally flush the toilet and exit the cubicle, your derogatory colleague is washing her hands, her face choking in the mirror. Your poop smells like flowers. take it madison

Pros
  • GOLS certified
Cons
  • Only available in black