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Review on ๐Ÿ’† Powerful and Quiet Mini Personal Wand Massager - 8 Speeds 20 Patterns - Rechargeable, Waterproof, and Cordless - Ideal for Muscle, Shoulder, and Back Pain Relief - Compact Size (Black) by Shay Badger

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Treats female hysteria, no photos of the item used.

Read a lot of eroticism. Sometimes the anticipation is so great that I have to massage my muscles to feel better. (Just keep going, okay? If they call it a massager, so will I.) This small, compact tool makes a big impact. It charges via the included USB connector, which is firmly (ahem) plugged into the base. Hold down the power button long enough and it wakes up and starts shaking with excitement. There are a number of settings - I'm still not sure I've learned them all as I settled on a specific one (steady, constant) that helps to train and relax the muscles at the same time. And, oh heavens, it did. Yowza. Settings range from deep pulsations to sporadic intermediate patterns, so there's something for everyone. It's small enough to slip discreetly into your purse or desk drawer and use when needed. The finish has a matte black finish that is smooth and pleasant to the touch, but easy to clean between uses.

Pros
  • Health and life
Cons
  • No performance