Review on 🦄 Unleash Your Imagination with the CreepyParty Novelty Halloween Costume Unicorn by Ronald Lunn

As a student, I needed to buy some books for class. I had the add-on, so I needed something else to get that elusive $25. It should be fairly cheap but extremely useful. So I became the proud owner of my own unicorn mask. It came out a week before my books, so now I know Revane has his priorities straight. Putting it on, I was pleased to find that I had virtually no vision. Now I could leave my dorm, even with my paralyzing fear of girls because I could barely tell them from lampposts. After wearing it for a few days, my entire social life was gone. All my friends avoid me. My roommates have learned to pretend I don't exist. Now I'm gradually becoming more horse than human. Now I publicly graze the grass in front of the hostel entrance. Just the other day I caught myself eating the book I was supposed to read. I ended up having to order another one. In short, after buying this mask, I lost all my friends, did nothing, and was diagnosed with severe intestinal damage from swallowing a lot of paper and weed. One star deduction for the durable latex. Odor. 9/10 I would buy again