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Review on ๐Ÿ”’ Enhancing Business Security with Non-Reflective Surveillance Trespassing Solution by Enrique Espinoza

Revainrating 5 out of 5

How do you like me now, bad neighbor?

My neighbor tried to destroy MY fifteen year old lush well rooted vine growing on MY fence on MY property. Greenery is the loveliest hedge in spring and summer, but she felt dying leaves and bare vines would spoil the look of her garden when she put her house up for sale in September. Hey, why doesn't she burn down the neighboring bridges if she's moving anyway, right? Both times she broke open my vine, the police were called but they didn't do anything because she was acting like a pathetic middle aged crybaby. How disgusting. To help her sell her home I put this 12" x 12" burglary sign on the gate to her yard. That way, potential homebuyers can know that the video camera is aimed squarely at them when they read this large, sturdy, colorful, and vaguely ominous sign. Nothing says "Welcome to our friendly and safe neighborhood!" as a reference to this magnificent and imposing nature! I decided to emphasize the majestic appearance of this warning sign with several piles of cut branches and excess vegetation, which I threw away near my house until the neighbor's realtor showed the first open house. The moral of this story is this. , never, EVER, assume that you can be a bigger idiot than me because I will have great pleasure in proving you wrong. Also, this sign is AMAZING! High five and five stars, YES!

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