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Review on Rectal Use Only Stickers - Pack Of 500 / 1.5" X .375" Fluorescent Red Stickers With Strong Permanent Adhesive - Ideal For Medical And Healthcare Practices by Michael Lightfoot

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Best purchase I ever made?

These stickers popped up as a recommended purchase for me. I said to my girlfriend, who was sitting next to me at the time, "why the hell does amazon think I would want rectal use stickers"? So after I purchased them 3 minutes later, the wheels started turning. The sheer scope of the ensuing shenanigans began to get clearer to me as I chuckled softly to myself. My girlfriend switched couches.Fast forward a few weeks, and my life has never been more fulfilling. Various knick knacks and doodads around my house and workplace are now properly and hilariously labeled, some of which I know will not be discovered for years. Obscure kitchen implements, health and beauty items, power tools, hot sauce, coworkers lunches, industrial lubricants, and heavy machinery, just to name a few. The sense of anticipation you will feel is unmatched; knowing that at some unknowable point in the future, your carefully laid trap will ensnare it's victim in a web of confusion and hilarity. Nobody will ever grow weary of finding these stickers adorning their various belongings and heirlooms. "That rascal", they'll think, as they playfully shake their head and go retrieve their adhesive remover and scraper for the 3rd time that week.Indeed the possibilities are endless, but friends, I must warn you. The temptation to use these stickers on every item you see will be there, and it will be strong. You MUST fight this urge. Be sure to use this item sparingly, and only on such items that will ensure a maximum amusement factor. To simply plaster every item within reach would serve only to cheapen such sophisticated humor, and that would be a travesty. Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.So yeah 5 stars I guess.

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Pros
  • Item supreme! Delivery was peerless. Elevated packaging. Service was elegant. A+!
Cons
  • Potential for unintentional misuse