Review on Viking Revolution Beard Wash & Conditioner Set - Softening, Smoothing & Strengthening Beard Growth - Natural Peppermint and Eucalyptus Scent - Beard Shampoo with Argan & Jojoba Oils and Beard Oil (10 oz) by Toni Chapman

Short Story: I'm half Norwegian so obviously I was a little biased when I bought this product. Just thought I'd buy something to soften and smooth my beard which is just starting to grow back. Boy was I wrong. Last Friday I used shampoo and conditioner in the shower, after that I used Viking Revolution Beard Oil and went to work. At 10 a.m. you could clearly see the red hair. By noon the volume had doubled. Around 2 p.m. I had a heavy Scandinavian accent. My colleague invited me for a drink after work; We went to a bar to throw axes. I took a sip of mead and threw it on the black all night. I went home and felled a tree, made a boat from the trunk, and made a bow and arrows from the branches. The mighty Odin descended from his throne, overwhelmed by my newfound power. I got to go up to the city of Asgard with him (the Marvel movies aren't true). The gods and goddesses asked me how I got to where I am now and I answered them – the Viking revolution. You sent me here to spread the word: USE THIS PRODUCT. SKOL.