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Review on Hoanan Tactical Casual 2-Pack Black Coffee Type Men's Accessories for Enhanced SEO by Justin Cranford

Revainrating 5 out of 5

They hold pants, they don't earn style points

These two belts were my second order of this type of item and they were better than the first. Unlike other similar straps I've ordered, they fit true to size and didn't need to be cut. The size was almost correct, maybe a bit long but that's the story of my life when I bought belts; It's better to be a little long than a little short. For better or worse, one of the things about these types of harnesses is that they tend to look like seat belts. It may be ok if you're too nihilistic and cool to buckle up with a proper seat belt while driving but don't want to get fined if you live in a totalitarian state like mine where the man says I don't can fly upside down with his head through the windshield, as befits a godly American. If you see fluff, you can just sling one of these straps over your shoulder and wave it as it passes. fled being strapped to something. People don't usually know exactly what they thought they were attached to, but it tends to show images of runaway psychiatric patients - it usually doesn't look good and I'm sure those nice people from the hospital have better things to do have to do than respond to yet another false alarm caused by a nervous maitre d'. But these straps, especially the gray ones, don't look too much like seat belts, and the buckle is good and strong. My only gripe is the elastic loop that holds the extra length of the belt when worn: it's not actually attached to the belt, so if the belt is removed quickly and/or forcefully, the elastic loop will get caught on the pants Belt loops, bow ties, and they're hard to find later. Especially in the dark or in a pile of clothes from different people.

Pros
  • Regular Price
Cons
  • Not bad