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Review on YnM Kids Weighted Blanket — Heavy 100% Oeko-Tex Certified Cotton Material With Premium Glass Beads (Light Grey by Brett Martinez

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Saving Farts 101 in Linen

Ever wanted to fart at the beginning of the night and save that fart for the next day? Your current blanket probably just doesn't fit (it's cheese). However, with this blanket, you'll have no trouble storing air cookies for later use. This blanket can keep teeth fresh for 38 hours at 36psi! These fresh products will saturate your epidermis with a pleasant aroma of musty gases that will accompany you the next day. Have you thought about taking your Dutch Oven Game to the next level? This blanket will take you straight into the big leagues this holiday season. Buy it for you and your wife and make her regret every night she spends with you forever. Helps me sleep a little better too.

Pros
  • Good product for the price
Cons
  • I'm worried