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Review on πŸ›οΈ Mixinni Modern Style Gold Duvet Cover Set for Him and Her - 3 Piece Microfiber Bedding Set with Zipper Ties (1 Duvet Cover + 2 Pillowcases) - Easy Care, Soft, Durable, Queen Size by Andrea Miller

Revainrating 3 out of 5

Refurbished Ball Gown

Let's start with the positives: The item is soft. If I were an aspiring teenager discovering myself, I would enjoy this stuff myself. With its sleek design, it looks right at home, wrapped around your new Macbook Air or the reading glasses frames of interns at the college library. But that's where it all ends. This beautiful duvet cover was designed by Karen's Bad Design on Etsy to update her small town prom dresses. This is just a "Live Laugh Love" quote from Sprouting Brilliance and Revealing the Divine Mysteries of II Whatever You Call It (never read the book or seen the movie). It's more like the pajamas you'll find in the Castle Megastore's couples section, paired with matching vibrators that aren't ironically embellished with sequins and rhinestones. Look, it's a comfortable duvet cover. Highly recommended for anyone channeling their inner world Austin Powers Meets Rodeo Sex Worker. You can't go wrong. But it's not the fabric or the aesthetic that the ad represents. Order it with the matching Glassybaby candle set anyway and treat yourself to a romantic night of self-love because no one will take you home when they see that bed is full. Prom dresses are for the dance floor, not for sleeping.

Pros
  • Excellent General Qualities
Cons
  • Doubtful