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Review on PURELINE TONGUE CLEANER - Varied Colors by Chris Tobin

Revainrating 5 out of 5

You, read this now. YOU MUST BUY IT.

Have you ever wondered what your breath smells like? Let's create a flowchart here.1. Are your hands clean? Yes - go to step 2. No - go and wash your hands, then go to step 22. Lick the part of your hand between the thumb and forefinger, not the palm. (See why step 1 was important) Smell, sniff. Does it smell clean? Yes - good for you. No, all hope is not lost yet. You have to buy this. When I first got this, I scratched my back so far (look away if you're feeling sick) that I almost threw up. What I ripped from my tongue (again, look away if you're feeling nauseous) opened my eyes. It was gooey goo and some cake for my 7th birthday. This substance sits on your tongue in the cesspool that is your mouth. If this isn't part of your DAILY oral hygiene routine, you're doing it wrong. Seriously, YOU SHOULD BUY THIS.

Pros
  • Everything is fine!
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  • Price