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Review on Forum Novelties Girlfriend Novelty Packaging by Joshua Coulter

Revainrating 5 out of 5

The size of their love matters!

I must admit that I was delighted to receive my Grow a Girl set. As a full-time student, vacations are tough on the wallet, not to mention loneliness, and the prospect of boosting your own date without the added expense of joining a slew of dating sites or importing a fiancé from overseas was definitely appealing. When I first received the kit I was surprised to see that my future girlfriend has the same pale white skin as me and is really attractive even in her petite form. Can I say "sexy"? it was very easy for her. Unlike plants that need frequent watering, you simply place your soon-to-be girlfriend in a bowl of water and wait. I recommend using a fairly large container to begin with. This way you avoid having to move her and risk blocking her growth until she becomes a real woman. After a few days it stopped growing. Unfortunately, it was a little lower than I had hoped, but I was looking for companionship, not perfection, and you really can't measure a person's love by their physical size. However, I was hoping for a slightly "more meaningful" other. The biggest problem I have with my new co-worker is the complete lack of clothes in her size. She's too big for Barbie or traditional doll clothes, but no child's size fits her, and either way, those styles aren't particularly flattering. I started sewing to find more attractive clothing designs for her to wear when we go out, but wannabe friends should remember that clothing is a problem and sewing time can cost you valuable game hours. I downgraded a few of my online roleplaying games, but I think it was worth it. I like her company very much. She's attractive and not afraid to show it, loves to spend time and to be honest I've never met anyone who just sits back and listens to her. She is always interested. I can talk to her for hours and she never judges me. She is very nice with my friends and loves to do whatever I do. Seriously, I haven't heard her complain about anything! If you or someone you know is fed up with the expense and random outcomes of the rat race and just want to find the 'right' girl. loyal, listens, loves and lets you do what you want. then I cannot recommend the "Grow a Girl" kit enough! I love mine and I'm sure you will too! Thanks, Grow a Girl!

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  • Everything is fine!
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