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Review on Create A Safe Haven For Your Pet With LANGRIA 24 PCS DIY Pet Playpen - Perfect For Guinea Pigs And Puppies! by Bryan Murphy

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Meet my Federal Kitty Penitentiary.

Meet Benjamin Chewbacca Organa-Solo. I found him in a bush. I don’t know what he is- an escaped muppet from a dumpster behind Jim Henson studios, an extremely fancy breed of show raccoon, or a man cursed by a witch to take the form of a cat- but whatever he is he’s simultaneously the smartest and dumbest animal I’ve ever cohabitated with. The worst part is, he’s tasted freedom and he wants more.First I built a catio out of screen door mesh. It lasted about eight months before he figured out how to crawl underneath it and then claw his way up the exterior of my porch railing to sit on the outside of the mesh. Did he know how to get back in? No, but he didn’t care. Then he fell from my second story balcony and realized it wasn’t very far to jump, and my life went downhill from there.Eventually I got new neighbors, and they erected a catio out of these wire shelves. I would see their catio every day when I went to get the mail, and finally I decided to try it. First I bought one large set, but it wasn’t quite enough. Then I bought a smaller set to supplement the first one, and I thought my kitty supermax was finally complete. It was not. Ben Solo, true to his namesake, is a force of pure determination and malicious energy. When he wants to do something, this cat-creature will make it happen. He scaled the walls and escaped.So now you see the final form of his kitty supermax. It’s a federal kitty penitentiary. it’s a kitty oubliette with a view. It’s seven feet tall with an inward-facing ceiling he can’t shimmy over, support struts, and mood lighting. If he escapes this one, i’m gonna have to admit defeat. But until then, he’s gonna STAY on my BLEEPING PORCH and STOP SCARING HIS BLEEPING MOTHER TO DEATH.

Pros
  • Adjustable design allows for customization to fit any space
Cons
  • May cause discomfort for pets, especially if they are larger breeds