Review on Topower American Antique Vintage Industrial Barstool - Solid Wood Water Pipe Fire Hydrant Design - Cafe Coffee Industrial Bar Stool Set of 2 (Antique Red) by Alicia Evans

Listen, you. We don't have time for bitching. There are bank robberies to rob, real estate gems to steal. It's not about what you plan to spend your ill-gotten gains on later when you flee to a tropical villa to hide from the authorities. This stool is for those times when you're still planning your airship attack in a backwoods watchmaker's shop. It comes pre-rusted and oozes attitude and panache. bar counter? Oh no, damn no. Angle? Well, this pup is built for combat, from its heavy metal base, wide, sturdy spider legs, to its Johnny Pump aesthetic. This is a boiler room stool. Capers should be planned for on this stool. This is what you should sit on while you count down the loot for the rest of your steampunk robber gang. This stool is designed to lean over the map that One-Eyed Jameson drew on the Farmingham Mansion floor plan. Why you asked the one-eyed man for clarification is up to you. Now let's talk about your chair. He is heavy. You want a stool. Your cat, Shifty, won't run over him in the middle of the night. its metal. It will be solid and there will be no bits and pieces with little screws holding things together and creating a single point of failure. They don't rotate easily, which may seem like a disadvantage to you, but it's not. Spinning things come off faster than Johnson's lips after Marley's surgery. And you know what happened to the speaker. You won't find him until the spring thaw. I deducted points because it's a big, thick hardwood seat. That's good too. It withstands spills and abuse, even when Tiny Williams unleashes her 400-pound mass on her. But it's just a damn board, mate. Try sitting on it for five straight hours during an upstairs police raid. All in all I give this copper gear 4 out of 5. Check it out.