Review on 💨 Liquid Ass Mister: The Ultimate Stink Bomber for Hilarious Pranks! by Luis Nelson

Nothing gave me more joy than the misfortune it brought my always smelly and horrible colleague. He was going to a meeting, so I sprayed his chair twice and waited for him to come back. The smell wafted down the hall to my office even after two quick sprays, and even two hours later when it finally returned it was just as strong as the original one. Hearing him sneeze and cough and choke on a smell that everyone just assumed was all it was worth. He actually ate his dinner in a cloud of this decay, but he was too proud/embarrassed to say anything about it. It's literally the perfect prank to pull on someone who constantly stinks in the office because they'll just decide it's their fault. HE REALLY THOUGHT HE STEPPED INTO SOMETHING AND HIS SHOES WERE SHINE, and also another colleague suggested (not jokingly) that he go home if he wasn't feeling well. My boyfriend and I spent the rest of the day in the office crying with laughter - literally crying. The smell lingered all day and when I sprayed his stool it clung to him and followed him like a cloud of pigsty dust - no exaggeration! Sometimes, even two weeks later, when he sits down, a cloud rises from his chair. The hallway doesn't smell anymore (thank goodness), but unfortunately if you're in his office, you'll smell it. To be honest, it's the most satisfying thing ever. That's really cool, seriously. A couple of colleagues I led to my joke had their nose hairs scorched by a strong breeze straight out of the bottle. Also works great with car door handles when you know someone you hate is coming out of the house and smelling that awful bathroom odor as they head to a meeting. I would pay three times as much for this product for an endless series of torment and self-doubt. am I a terrible person? Yes, it's possible, but it's a great way to secretly steal some power from the person who's making your life miserable, and there's nothing you can do about it.