Review on Christian Dior Diorshow Extreme Waterproof by Amy Howard

I have tried hundreds of brands of mascara in my adult life. No, I'm not a prostitute, but mascara is my thing on a desert island (you know, if you were in trouble, what would you use other than Ryan Gosling, blah blah blah), so I know about it. First of all, it doesn't smell very good, which COULD be a good thing, but to me that means it doesn't have enough chemicals to meet my mascara needs. The bristles of the brush are too short, so the eyelashes are hardly caught. When I burst into tears because a roommate cut down a tree for dozens of birds, he ran away. I spent a lot of money on this mascara because I'm getting married (this weekend) to St. Thomas and I'm sure it will be a great mascara. What other product would I buy? Good old Maybelline Great Lash waterproof lipstick. Did.