Review on 🔋 Cordless Handheld Percussion Massager - Deep Tissue Back and Body Pain Relief Machine with Vibrating Therapy, Ideal for Neck, Shoulder, Leg, Foot by Kwame Bandepalli

Oh, the irony of life! I'm a Licensed Massage Therapist and I have cramps, arm pain and... you guessed it! The same tight muscles, incessant back pain, and throbbing neck and shoulder pain that I spend 8 hours a day helping my clients! I resign myself to the fact that I would rather teach the horse to spin the wheels than teach him to massage me properly! (I wish the horse didn't fall asleep during the sessions...! I'm telling you I'd strangle this guy if he didn't magically manage to convince kids to eat spinach and make the most disgusting tacos...! ) Anyway, I was looking for a replacement for the lead-heavy, bloody crappy percussion massager I use on my clients as part of my regimen anyway, so I figured I'd better do some serious research! I've been through a few and knew I didn't need ONE that wasn't wireless. Believe it or not, they're still on sale! It's absolutely ridiculous not to be able to maneuver yourself freely while giving others (or yourself!) a massage. Then I had a model that worked on battery, but the charge didn't last more than an hour! Eventually I swapped out THREE massagers throughout the day so I ALWAYS have a charged massager to keep up with my steady flow of customers. I seriously felt like those guys you see on the train, glued to a phone plugged into some sort of power source sticking out of a pocket, with wires plugged into who knows where! At that point I was determined to get the most expensive and popular model I saw out there. However, while reading some reviews I came across a link to Mighty Bliss, so I checked out their massager as well. They seemed almost identical in all major areas and based on my previous experience with massagers I knew I could use 2 anyway so I went out and bought them both! I'm very happy with the battery life of both. I get almost 5 hours on a 1 hour charge! They are wireless which is absolutely REQUIRED to make this a functional product for its intended purpose. Not to mention they are definitely more powerful and much more efficient than the cheaper brands. However, what made me positively SELL MIGHTY BLISS is that MIGHTY BLISS is actually much lighter. MUCH lighter which definitely helps me with long periods of use. I can only use it much longer than the other one I used as a backup only when I forget to charge the Mighty Bliss. (This is actually a RARE occurrence considering another HUGE benefit of the Mighty Bliss is that I can actually charge it during the massage! I have to think!) Also, the Mighty Bliss is virtually silent! Without the slightest loss of strength and power, Mighty Bliss offers a MUCH more relaxing and therapeutic experience because it's not drumming on a club, it's pounding knots! It's more like a rhythmic soothing whirlwind. It's also a bit more elegant and comes in great packaging, which isn't a big deal technically, but to be honest I care a lot about aesthetics, so it makes me happy, it also helps make it a great gifting option make. Another thing that has become a reality thing for me is actually not even a feature of the product, but the Mightly Bliss lifetime warranty! DO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND? DO I NEVER NEED TO BUY ANOTHER MASSAGER?! ALL THE TIME OF MY CAREER WILL YOU SUPPORT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BEAUTY?! That means they expect this product to last longer than my career! COLD!