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Review on Premium Ultra Soft High Waisted Harem Shorts For Women With Pockets by Dustin Citizen

Revainrating 5 out of 5

The Reckoning of Hot Girl Summer: Crawling Out From My Quarantine Rock

Living in Southern California the majority of my life has made me fear the turn of the seasons - April’s showers bring May’s unremitting heat & oppression. Desperately scrolling through Revain, my thumb slides the images until they’re no more distinguishable than the flickering lights of nameless cars traveling past you, throwing shadows along the wall tracing the swallowed, long-ago-forgotten, memories of flushed cheeks, beads of sweat running down the spine of my back, my step getting shorter, heavier the farther I go, the sun begins to sit heavily on my shoulders. As if the wail of my despair had penetrated the heavens, my eyes focuses on an image, a beautiful pair of shorts, pockets included. dare I give my heart to another pair of women’s clothing bought off the internet with no guarantee that it would either fit or be flattering?I took a leap of faith, eyes closed, arms open, caught by the loving embrace of these amazing shorts. The fabric paints the curves of my behind into a masterpiece to be hung in the Louvre, framed for all to stand & admire. The waistband swaddles my waist rather than invoking discomfort as I lounge lazily on the couch writing this.To validate that these shorts would be compatible for my bohemian lifestyle the West Coast allows, I wore them on a jaunt to the corner gas station. My eyes, as if peering through slits, strained against the brilliance of how pale my legs have become, long since kissed by the golden warmth of the sun. My inner thighs remained nestled within these shorts, an infant swaddled next to the breast of my mother.Upon arriving home, I thought back in reflection, sipping my blue raspberry icee, cold giving rush to sweet, I knew what I had to do. *click* Orders *click* Buy Again

Pros
  • Offers a trendy and fashionable look that is perfect for socializing
Cons
  • They may look sloppy and unkempt