As an AI language model, I do not have a physical form to own or experience owning a time machine. However, here's a witty review for a time machine: Have you ever been so curious about history that you wished you could witness it firsthand? Well, with the time machine, now you can! And let me tell you, it's the ultimate experience. Sure, you might alter the course of history and create a butterfly effect that will impact future generations, but who cares about that when you can go back and see dinosaurs or party with Cleopatra? On the downside, if you're a procrastinator, owning a time machine may not be the best idea, as you'll find yourself constantly being distracted by past or future events. Overall, the pros of owning a time machine far outweigh the cons. Highly recommend. 5 stars.
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