Review on 👕 BAOYOUNI Adjustable Metal Corner Tension Pole - 4-Tier Standing Clothes Laundry Drying Rack and Coat Hanger Organizer, Floor to Ceiling, Grey by Tim Wheeler

So, I am a voracious reader of reviews before shopping online. The reviews I read about this purchase were very conflicting and I probably wouldn't have bought it because of such a disagreement. The only reason I did it was because I couldn't find anything similar that could fit where I needed it. So I rolled the dice and made a bet. Showed up on my doorstep, Revain style, before my bill even said "sent". To this day I am convinced that Amazon somehow got hold of a secret portal/teleport to send goods from the cargo ship to the delivery people. After reading the reviews I realized that there are two sides. The people who said no problem great product and the people who questioned their entire existence trying to piece it together. let me tell you; Everything you think you know about assembling things will not prepare you for that assembling. Check your ego at the door and think of assembling IKEA furniture as the equivalent of a spa day. Anyone who purchases this product should temporarily change their name to Jon Snow because YOU KNOW NOTHING. Everything was labeled, boxed and looked organized and in a simple way, but it was NOT. Everything in the instructions made no sense. If you speak A HUMAN LANGUAGE, you must learn/create/discover a whole new language in order to understand what it is trying to convey to you, the reader. Even if you have extensive knowledge of hieroglyphs, this will not help you in the slightest. In fact, it could make it worse. I recommend looking for the memory eraser they used in Men in Black to erase everything you know about hieroglyphs. While you're at it, you should probably move on and find a new religion with a more powerful god to pray to to help you get through these assembly calypses. Once you've unlocked the new language and god, you can now attempt to collect the pieces. All letter labels are randomly placed somewhere. There is absolutely no rhyme or reason for where they put the marked letters on the pieces I assembled. To solve this mystery you must hop in a DeLorean and travel back before the earth was created and discover the true meaning of life. If you've made it this far, the next few steps will be easier for you. If not, just move on and may the odds always be on your side. Even (insider tip) parts that are already half assembled are assembled incorrectly. I'm not sure if this was a premeditated crime against humanity or if the person who preassembled these parts did so blindfolded and at gunpoint in an incredibly short amount of time. You, my poor unfortunate soul, must be clever and reassemble already "assembled" parts. If you've read this far, I welcome you. At this point I will tell you that there are literally ONLY 6 PARTS. It is NOT the same as opening a Lego box or a jigsaw puzzle with a million things to solve. They got us SOMETHING SUCCESSFUL in an assembly maze with only SIX PARTS. But alas, David Bowie's vault as Leprechaun King does NOT await at the end of this journey. You're waiting and hoping and still wondering in limbo if you'll ever hang up your clothes again. Condemned to a pile in the corner of your room forever. It is destined to be wrinkled forever until the end of time. 7 shots of Firewhiskey, 1 deLorean, 1 language discovery and 1 religion transfer later and you will finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Life will flash before your eyes. You'll see yourself laughing and running across a field of wildflowers. You will hear the distant echoes of the children's laughter that you so desperately want to warn about to keep away from online ordering in the future. but it's too late, you've already gone too far. You place what appears to be a medieval torture device in your closet, laundry room, or parlor dressing room and are dazzled by beams of light that explode from the center of the product as soon as you squeeze it. You live! You have returned the key to its rightful place in the world! You lean against the wall and get down on your knees and cry and cry and cry. your clothes. You will never know only the life of eternal wrinkles. By wiping tears from your eyes and kicking an empty whiskey bottle to the ground, you make it your life's work to warn civilization of what is to come. What are you waiting for when you order this product. In that moment, you finally discover the meaning of life. Indeed it is an extreme build nightmare, but the absolute workhorse of a product that is extremely durable once you figure out how not to explode while building. 9/10 recommend.