Review on 👽 Rhode Island Novelty Bendable Alien Toys, Pack of 12, Multicolor, One Size by Tim Clark

We have come to take over your planet. We first landed in Dongguan, China, then formed clans of 12 and prepared to colonize other countries. We didn't think you were that big. It doesn't matter. We are millions of us, small but united in soul and body. We are very flexible, light green and 3 1/2 inches tall. We don't understand why so many Earthlings expect us to glow in the dark like your primitive radium-stained clock. We understand that the lesser of your kind are your leaders, so please refer us to those who are 5 or more Earth years old. Yes, earthlings, prepare for an invasion.