Review on 🪜 20pcs Knitted Chair Socks for Hardwood Floors - Furniture Leg Protectors & Floor Caps - Protect Floors, Reduce Noise & Prevent Scratches - Brown by Timothy Bobbert

Some of you may not understand what I'm about to say, but some of you totally get it. I'm too big for regular c*ndoms. That's not a boast, that's a fact. How do I know that you ask? Well, when I put the regular one on, it slowly slips off. That's how it is with the chairs. They are so cute when you take them out of the box. I just looked at them and was horrified. But just like ill-fitting handcuffs, they slowly slip off the chair leg until they look like clown shoes. Or how some alien slime oozes out of them. Definitely they are made of good material but if only they had an elastic around their neck they would be perfect! Brilliant idea, right? It is a pity that nobody in this current industry has found such a complex and comprehensive solution. Maybe at the next meeting, an old, fat, bald person like me will brighten up and come to the same conclusion as me. Think about it, at first his peers will look at him with bewilderment, awe, and envy. The president then stands up and says, "Zhang Wei (because everything is made in China), that's an amazing idea. When I hired you as a little boy 30 years ago, I knew you were going to be something." Then everyone stands up and applauds, the meeting is over. Well, unless your grandma is sewing and you can't ask her to stop watching the price is right for a while let them sew it onto a rubber band there's nothing more annoying than your cock when it has to wear a coat so now I'm at Revain looking for straps to get the Holding chair up but no success so far Hello! How about regular sized C*ndom?