So the advantage of this hair removal wax is that it actually removes hair. You don't know it though, because by the time you're done with it, you'll be so sticky your hair, your spouse's hair, dog hair, cat hair, even emu feathers (who knows, maybe you have an emu). everything stuck to where you just waxed. So you try the little bottle of oil they give you and you're not 100% sure it's not actually antifreeze because they see the same color. And you end up getting both fat and sticky. They didn't know it was possible, but it is possible! courting! Another pro. You have learned something new. Then you shower AGAIN but it still doesn't work so you fucking try that and try rubbing alcohol because it removes the sticky substance when you peel off the label. By this point it's been so long since your first wax you've forgotten you've pulled out a whole bunch of hair, and sweet Christmases make medicinal alcohol sick. Also, this is during Covid-19 and for some reason medicinal alcohol is harder to come by than Phoenix Feather. Now you feel like an idiot for wasting it. Especially considering it still doesn't remove all the wax. One day I'll be dead and buried. The sun will turn into a red giant and swallow the earth. Maybe then the wax will disappear for good.
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