Review on 💆 Ultimate Rechargeable Personal Massager: Quiet, Waterproof with 20 Patterns & 8 Speeds – Ideal for Tension Relief, Muscle Recovery, Back Soreness & Exercise by Chelsea Hicks

I went out to check the weather today and was very surprised to see my package arrived a day early! I was called into work on a day off so was very happy to find this. I thought if I use it before work I won't kill any of my co-workers today! I didn't particularly want to be charged with murder today, but I'm working with ONE colleague. You know someone who gets your blood boiling just because they are. Anyway, I open my box and pull out a small black box of wonders. I open it and see my purple Sanity Guardian. The texture is amazing. It's not just plastic or rubber, I can best describe it as velvety rubber. It's super soft and has a textured handle, making it look and feel like it belonged to a rich man. It has 3 different templates but I personally only like the one that is constant. I don't want him to romanticize me, I want him to do his job. But that's just my personal taste. So it's showtime and I lock my door. I live alone, but I got PTSD from getting caught buttering my beans in high school (sorry mom). and Lord, my soul has left my body. I used to have toys. Heck, I used to have toys that scared my friends. But this little girly, rich looking, silky soft toy tops them all. I used to lie still for over an hour trying to get to the Golden Gate, but this little git got me there in less than 30 seconds. Of course I had to try again, and after a few moments there again. The moral of the story is, if you're thinking of buying this god-sent purple devil, then do it. Don't even think, just add to cart and buy. You will not be disappointed. And now I don't feel the need to commit murder at work tonight.