Review on ๐ ESSCENTIALS Autumn Leaves Fragrance Mist - Lightweight, Layerable Spray with Subtle Vรฉtiver & Cedarwood Notes, 2.0 oz / 60mL by Cyndi Peters
Take that Kendall Jenner!
I've always been beautiful. So pretty but so smelly. My natural smell is like rotting garbage being roasted in an oven on a warm summer day. Men who are attracted to my beauty think I smell good. They approach me and are immediately attacked by my rotten flesh. It was so emotionally painful for me to go through. Beautiful people don't have to suffer. My archenemies and fashion designer Kendall Jenner are a lot less beautiful than me, but they smell so good. Oh. Then I ordered this perfume. OH BABY. spring ordered! Funny name by the way. I smell so good now Men drawn to my rugged feminine beauty can now stand next to me without panting. I am so glad I bought this product. It has a light floral aroma with a sensually flirtatious undertone. It masks my stench. That's all.
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