
The female that chose to marry me obviously chose me for my socks. She would continually sneak into my sock drawer and take my precious foot prisons. One time I stopped her mid heist. I told her to drop the cotton or I’d call the cops. I mean, this person the of opposite gender from me, has already taken my t shirts, hoodies, basketball shorts, and sweatpants yet it simply wasn’t enough. I scrambled online to find her something. I found these socks in numerous colors and designs. I guarded my drawer with my life waiting on UPS. When they finally arrived, she tried them on and was happy to see that they’re barely visible in her vans or converse.Now she sits sipping her pumpkin spice concoction, with only 90% of my attire. Now…to get rid of the 37 bed pillows…

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