Review on 👔 Stylish and Sophisticated: Kenneth Cole Unlisted Dress Sleeve for a Timeless Look by Douglas Berry

I like to buy shirts online because the same mistake over and over again reminds me that I'm really stupid after all. Apparently the manufacturer is suggesting that a tall person with a big neck and long arms can't really be a tall and broad-shouldered person looking for a shirt that doesn't fit like spandex but should have the same midsection measurements directed by Michael Moore after the Thanksgiving dinner. , after which he was stretched out a foot and a half taller than usual on a medieval torture rack. The fit around the chest and shoulders was pretty good, but the midsection is best measured in the sort of units used to describe ocean depth (Fate?) because holy cow. That's absurd. Below you can set up camp. You could use it as a wingsuit. You could use it in battle to surrender with the knowledge that your flag would be visible from space. You could custom make it and end up with enough spare fabric to dress Zimbabwe. I'm pretty sure this shirt is either a joke because nobody can really be that size, or it was designed for conjoined twins who have a normal torso. and two of everything below the chest (Gigigi) or maybe doubles as a birthing blanket when the alien finally bursts out of your navel after feasting on your internal organs. Looking at myself in the mirror in that thing, I kind of hoped it would happen to the alien so at least I wouldn't have to fiddle with it coming back.