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Review on Hotel Sheets Direct Bamboo Viscose by Amber Robinson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Buy 76 sets of these sheets. Worth every penny!

Why are you reading this right now? You're like me and you want to get straight to the point. Buy these sheets. In fact, I'll wait a few months and buy another set. Heck, I might buy them tonight because that's how I feel thinking about putting my other sheets on. That's my biggest concern, are they 100% bamboo? YES SIR. It's right on the label, but do you need a label to prove it? no If you just pick up those angelic sheets, you'll understand that this is the real deal. The angel's hair is woven of gold directly from God himself. Let me tell you about bamboo fabric. My wife is crazy about bamboo, when we had kids she used to buy bamboo overalls and little blankets. As soon as I felt them, I realized it was advertising. Bamboo feels like oil dripping on an angel's buttocks. The taste of bamboo is reminiscent of the taste of french fries from the fryer. Bamboo looks like rayon, jersey, microfiber and silk had a baby and it was beautiful. buy sheets. Believe me. Am I getting paid for this review? No! I am a 30 year old man lying in my bed as I write this, enjoying the eternal comfort of these sheets. it's not boogie. Benefits: Divine oil leaves that are cool to the touch but even keep the temperature within reasonable limits. Hotel style pocket pillowcases OIL. SOFT. Feel like royalty. Half the time I'm wondering where the grapes hang over my head when I'm lying on these sheets. Cons: None. Good day Mr.

Pros
  • A dream comes true
Cons
  • embarrassing