Review on METROVAC Computer/Electronics Duster, 4 inW, 70 cfm, Upgraded 2016 Version by Robert Lee

This. Thing. Is. Wonderful. I bought this because I spent a fortune on canned air for my office. That should have been the solution. I got way more than I expected. I unpacked this hurricane wind turbine and was amazed by all the attachments that I had no idea how to use. I took it to my desk and pocketed it. I found the power switch very conveniently located. I turned it on and immediately thought Russia had attacked me. There should be a whole jet engine in that thing. The noise was massive. I blew air on the keyboard earlier than intended and the crumbs were gone. A month of tangled whiskers just disappeared into Thanos Snap's gap. I wrote another great American novel on the wall with keycaps torn off. I threw the crumbs into the nearest office. The walls of my office shook. The door swung open as if some sort of Harry Potter magic was at work. They say the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the house away, but I know the truth. Wolfie packed the Metrovac computer vacuum. Whether it's the crumbs or that annoying coworker who's too hilarious at 8am, it'll take him to the next time zone. Definitely recommend this for all your forced air destruction needs