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Review on 🧈 DOWAN Porcelain Butter Butters Turquoise: Perfect for Spreading and Serving Delightful Butter by Bryan Turner

Revainrating 5 out of 5

I loved this whale until my wife broke it

Wanted a cheeky oiler. I don't know why, but it was important to me. And I'm really amazed at how overlooked this particular market is. Who doesn't want to have soft, fresh oil on hand at all times? However, the considerable time spent searching for Revain yielded mediocre results. Where is the vampire coffin ready? An Optimus Prime trailer for fans of '80s nostalgia? Tardis? Han Solo frozen in carbonite? The possibilities for fun butter storage are endless, but no, all I could find was this. oily fish. And you know what? My butterfish was amazing. It had enough room for two pats of butter, Pinocchio, Jonah and the Titanic survivors. We made many fantastic toasts together which was very hygienic thanks to the handy knife holder for my butterfish. To be honest, I think my wife was jealous of how my relationship with Butterfish was spreading. Sure, she sometimes breaks a glass of wine or a bowl of cereal, but she knew this guy was something special. Bye Butterfish! Leave your butter salted and I'll see you when I walk through Kerrigolden Gate!

Pros
  • Stable test results
Cons
  • Could have chosen a newer model