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Review on POSATE White Plastic Knives, Heavyweight, 100 Count by Danielle Ward

Revainrating 5 out of 5

who would've thunk it, forks that. fork

before i actually purchased these forks, i had almost lost all hope for any type of portable and disposable eating utensils. However, life and all hope has been restored!before purchasing these forks, eating just seemed so lackluster. Food just didn't hold, i would drive and spill salad all over my man titties, life was ruined.i even considered being the meatball that i once dropped on my shag rug and drove off of a mountain cliff and became useless or even dog food.but with these posate heavy weight plastic forks, i can stab pieces of kale, i can scoop some rice, i can even TWIST MY NOODLES! with ease.Did you just read what i wrote?! i can twist. my. noodles. (insert clap emoji here x3)are you the new kid on the block? get these forks. your street cred goes UPbeing bullied in school? eat your spaghetti-o's with these forks and you'll instantly become the most popular student ever to live!want to impress your first date? be prepared to impregnate the mother of your future kids and future wife by showcasing your eating ability with these plastic forks and BOOM! you're gonna birth your next all-star soccer champ son and CEO daughter in about ten monthsthese forks.these forks are your key to successgo eat

Pros
  • Very strong and sturdy
Cons
  • The plastic may contain harmful chemicals that can leach into food