Review on Goozler Double Deuce Jasper Missouri Men's Shirts by Jerry Eintertainment

Let me tell you something, mi haijo, this shirt just jumped out of the box by itself and immediately increased my charisma level by 4-2 points above the maximum! It also turned my gold engagement ring to pure platinum! It also gave me the kind of understanding of the universe that a puppet llama would have had on an arduous journey under the influence of LSD. Oh, and it fits really well. If you are reading this, please do yourself a favor and buy this shirt!