Review on Jungle NJ007 Aquarium Salt 1 Pound by Megan Gardner

I have a talking fish. We were chatting the other day, as we often do, and I was told that this salt would alleviate everyday stress as a fish. At first I didn't believe them. I mean why do some freshwater tetras need salt in their water? Then the biggest tetra, which we call Puppy, came to me with a clear conscience. He insulted one of the other tetras we call cats. Why do we name our fish pup and kitten? Because we actually wanted a dog and a cat, but got these fish instead. Any. The puppy chewed on the kitten's fin. It was eaten so heavily that we started calling it Kitty Fin instead of Kitty. This salt helped heal Fin's injured fin, also known as the kitten. We also collected an odd number of tetras to divert attention from Finky, aka Kitty. The fish told me that salt helps them stay healthy and relieves stress. Now all these damn fish just complain about politics. At least they're happy with something, and I started giving them names of pets I'd like to have back.