Review on 🐔 Simone Chickenbone's Chicken Poop Lip Balm - 100% Natural, Moisturizing, and Original Formula for Dry, Chapped Lips - Pack of 6, 0.15 oz by Jeanie Escobedo

Getting to this product has been a wild ride. It all starts when my mom and I visit my brother, who is a light aircraft pilot, in Arizona. He took us to this small airport which he used to get some flight time because they offered him a good price. He then invites us to visit a man who has a Quonset cabin on site and sells various flight accessories. This eccentric man put this lip balm up for sale, and what catches the eye is the name of the product: chicken manure. Then he tells us this monologue about how he's an avid traveler and how he once spent a few days in the desert and encountered a bear or some other wild animal and that this lip balm was the only product. he has always found to moisturize the lips. My mother, spellbound, decides to buy a pipe for me and herself. She uses this product religiously. I gave her my pipe as she went out. I managed to track one down on the internet (mind you, that was before I became a Revain addict) and caught him. Fast forward a few years to the present. I came back from college and noticed she was still using that tube of chicken manure. For example, she put her long little finger in the whistle to get the last bite and still used it. I thought she would turn down that particular brand of lip balm, but no, she's committed. To make sure she never bottoms out again, I reach out to Revane to find out more. However, Revain sells it in bulk. I toss a six-pack in my shopping cart along with my usual groceries. I gave it to her as an early Christmas present. Your lips will be like chicken poop now and forever.