Review on Goozler DD Jasper MO by Seth Bushey

Let me tell you something, mi hijo, this shirt danced itself out of the box and instantly boosted my Charisma level by 4-2 points above the max! It also turned my gold engagement ring to pure platinum! It also gave me the kind of understanding of the universe that a puppet llama would have had on an arduous journey under the influence of LSD. Oh, and it fits really well. If you are reading this, please do yourself a favor and buy this shirt!