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Review on Poo-Pourri Lavender Vanilla Scent Toilet Spray - 4 oz Bottle, Eliminate Bathroom Odors, Before-You-Go Formula by David Holmes

Revainrating 5 out of 5

The testicles can experience sensations that cause PTSD.

Bought this for my husband as did many wives. The male colon obviously EXPLODES toilets like the status quo. I had to actively ask my husband to use this miracle spray. He did not want. Even actively against it. As if he wanted to enjoy his own stench. One day he finally agrees. He reaches for the bottle, my conscience sings triumphantly. He squirts. While I'm sitting There is a contact. Between the spray and his testicles. Apparently it burns, and it burns hard. I was immediately informed of my husband's problems. There were baby wipes, there was a shower. The unstoppable sense of betrayal remains to this day. As a whipping horse avoids a whip, so this man now avoids pu-puri. I started pre-spraying before he gets home because I know what a mess he'll make on the porcelain throne. After this event, I have doubts about my husband's intelligence and emotional stability. 3 days ago I found out this happened to the guy he shares his office with. Now I only doubt the male race. Because they're so protective of their reproductive organs, they really screwed that up (te-he-he).

Pros
  • Made in the good old USA; up to 200 uses in a 4 oz bottle
Cons
  • Available in white only