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Review on πŸ’… L'Occitane Silky Rose and Reines Nail and Hand Cream, 2.6 oz by Paul Curd

Revainrating 5 out of 5

This lotion is made from essential oils of angels and roses.

If I were a rich woman I would contact this company and ask them to make a 55 gallon container of this lotion and then I would hire two clumsy men to dip me in it every day. If I refused I would buy enough of this lotion to fill a 55 gallon container and then hire someone to empty all the tubes into the container and two clumsy men to dip me in. If nobody had taken this job, I would have done it. I myself hired two clumsy men to immerse me in it. If two clumsy men refused or arched their backs (I'm a solid woman), I'd just build a slide in a vat and fall headfirst down it every morning. In case I am not entirely clear this lotion is amazing and I will be ordering more, albeit only one tube at a time as I am NOT a rich woman but this lotion is NOT overpriced. That's great. My wife compliments my skin every day and I'm 10 years older than her. You read that right. I'm a poor, older, strong woman with a woman of my dreams. It works out. ;)

Pros
  • A Dream Come True
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  • Secret