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Review on πŸ§₯ Wearable Blanket with Sleeves for Adult Women Men: Cozy Micro Plush Fleece Snuggy Body Blanket in Gray by Frances Johnson

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Dream about being assimilated on my couch: ACHIEVED

Hell yeah folks – put your hands in those billowing sleeves, grab that dicky-esque collar at the back of your head and enjoy the dark delights of Supreme Sloth. In my case, a little thought on the color I ordered would have been nice as it ended up matching my sofa almost perfectly. Well, urban camouflage level is unlocked! As mentioned, it's open at the back like a hospital gown, but who cares - it's as wide as an emperor's robe (and it's you, remote-controlled like a scepter, in control of your entire digital domain). Just wrap those wings around you before you get groggy - problem solved. Warm and cozy! Soft, chenille-like, with a pleasant sheen, but does tarnish a little after a single wash. The only way to improve this is to add a bag of Doritos.

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