Review on 🧺 Seventh Generation Stain Fighting Concentrated Laundry Detergent, Free & Clear Unscented, 40 oz (53 Loads) by Rachel Ford

This is the third bottle of Free & Clear that I have ordered. It washes great and handles a lot of loads, but recently I've noticed a strong, unfamiliar pharmacy perfume smell coming from nowhere but everywhere. I live alone so no husband will attack me with any whore. I pushed the sadness away from the memory of dying alone, unloved and childless and began sniffing in disgust where the stench was coming from. I went room by room (there are only two rooms, but imagine a high castle on a rock overlooking the raging ocean); then sniffed my sleeve; then jeans (still flexible at 55, thanks for asking); then towels; Leaves. Imagine a bloodhound on a mission in a flower shop. Imagine a sommelier coming across a zine in a box at a tasting. Think. I think you already know where this is going. THIS BOTTLE SHOULD BE GHOSTS IN THIS BOTTLE. Or it's Geranium & Vanilla with the wrong label. Yes, it probably is. *ignores knocking in pantry*