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Review on 🐒 Gebra Inflatable Tummy Time Water Mat: Sea Turtle Shape Toy for Infants & Toddlers - Stimulating Growth & Play Activity Center (BPA Free, 43" 35" 2.5") by Geoff Yates

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Children's carpet "Poseidon " from hellish depths

Get ready for dope. Bought for niece. She's been waiting for a long time. I thought she would love this thing and she did! But fill it with water. THAT is the hard part. So here I am. In my bathroom at my mother's and sisters' house, filling a water tank that was clearly designed by a man. I swear I'm screaming I'm asking WHY GOD WHY doesn't the water go in the hole?! At this point the water flooded the bathroom floor, but I keep saving! When I suddenly drop my playmat and scream because water got on my face. It can't get any worse, can it? No no. My mother, alarmed by my scream, runs into the bathroom and SLIDES BACK. She screams. I scream. My sister runs in, trips over my mother and hits her head on the sink. That's all. A puddle of water and some blood on the bathroom floor with a half filled belly mat. I say the words "maybe I should return it" and laughter fills the bathroom.

Pros
  • The best in its niche
Cons
  • I don't remember, but there was something