Review on ZAFUL Ribbed Bandeau Bikini Set: Women's Cut Out One Shoulder Two Piece Swimsuit by Jennifer Wilson

I should have known that such trendy but affordable swimwear doesn't have the quality of workmanship it needs to actually sit on a swimsuit. Don't get me wrong...it fits as long as I don't move. How general. hahaha Oh, and it's important to note that I wore the tie strapless suit...which again...was probably my fault for not considering how counterintuitive the sheer physics of the cut is. But I wanted to make sure it was clear that I ordered one that was different from the main design advertised. However, I'm not sure if other styles offer much more in terms of structure or scope! I have very small, almost non-existent breasts, so I figured I could do with a slimmer top as there wasn't much to 'hold' there. I also felt that it looked more like a "cot in the sun" suit than an actual bathing suit. But let me tell you, I couldn't even walk a few feet without this top puckering and exposing my nipples. The top comes with these super tiny saucer-like pads that are actually larger than the length of the top itself, so they're uncomfortable to wear and don't look good. However, these were the only things that allowed me to walk more than a few feet without a wardrobe malfunction. The suit itself isn't swimwear material either (at least the version I got) and I imagine it would become very stretched and brittle if anyone ever went in the water with it on...increasing the likelihood of affecting both elevated above and below. However, I've never ventured into the water in this suit, so I can't say for sure if that will happen. But with common sense and a solid understanding of physics, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what would happen if I did. I went on a 2 week trip right after I bought it and probably could have returned it when I got back, but I felt it was wrong to return an item that I wore like a bra and panties, even if it was only once...well i left her The bottoms are so cute that I pair them with another swim top and only wear them when I'm lying in the sun trying to add color to my cheeks ;-) I'm not trying to slander the designer or manufacturer, I wanted to Just make sure this review was brutally honest about the fact that not only is it impractical as a swimwear option (especially if you have a cup size larger than A!), but it's also not very practical if you're planning to to be around people. If you're just lounging in your yard, this *might* work if you don't mind the occasional absence, but personally I'd just ditch the suit at this point and avoid the occasional tan lines this thing will give. It could be great for photoshoots, but even then I'm not sure. I just can't think of any real-world application where this suit would make sense. But then again, I probably should have figured everything out from the start, so I'm equally responsible for that! Haha still hoping to save someone else the trouble hoping it would be their cute summer holiday costume.