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Review on Colorful Combed Cotton Socks For Men - Novelty And Funny Casual Dress Crew Socks Pack By WeciBor by Gary Knop

Revainrating 5 out of 5

These socks changed my life

Let my explain. Before I got these socks my life was in ruins. My condo was falling apart. My wife had left me. And the birds in the sky seemed to fly the opposite direction when they saw me. I noticed my old socks were full of holes. I determined this was the reason for my misfortune. So I hopped on Walmart and began looking for socks. I came across these specific socks. They brought a childlike smile to my thirty five year old face. For the price and quantity I knew I would have enough socks to last a while. So I bought them. The DAY they came in, I met a new special friend and they spent the night with me. Upon waking up I donned the corn patterned socks. That’s all it took. As the elastic snapped around my calf, a mystical whirlwind of positive energy vacuumed around me. It sucked all the sadness and misfortune out of my life. These socks did not bring my ex wife back, but She also hasn’t messaged me since I got them either. On top of that, the energy from the socks seems to have fixed my condo. And as for the birds.well now I’m walking like a straight up princess from a favorite childhood franchise that may sure me if I name them. Next I wore the pink banana socks. My confidence was through the roof. I marches around work like a man on fire. The conviction readily flowing through me to complete every task handed to me for the day. I was able to stand and give presentations on concepts I barely know how to pronounce the names of. When they fired me, these socks gave me the confidence to hold my head high as I cried and walked toward my car. Do yourself a favor and get these socks. They will get you laid, stop baby mama drama, fix your place, and you may begin attracting wild animals. But it’s cool, these socks probably protect against rabies too. And on top of that, they will give you the confidence of a thousand angry wasps. And the determination of a bull. If you do not purchase these socks you will be plagued by the doubt of "what if.” the rest of your life. Order these socks today and become the super version of yourself you always knew was there.

Pros
  • Colors are great!
Cons
  • The patterned designs may make the socks too casual for certain events