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Review on Pheromones Alfamarker Pheromone Concentrated AlfaMarker Fragrance by Patricia Goliday

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Mediocre scent and I'm still a bachelor. The dog rubs against my leg.

Nowadays, when everyone is wearing masks and practicing social distancing, it has become much more difficult to meet the right women. They should keep their distance and not be able to let anyone know that you might be interested in them. To have any hope of meeting someone special, I needed a secret potion that would travel far and seep through the masks of eligible ladies to let them know how sexy I was. I put the farm on the alpha marker magic potion. . I was hoping that the price tag of just under $200 an ounce would attract not only a beautiful lady, but also one who wouldn't be interested in an engagement ring. I could continue to use the alpha marker or buy the engagement ring, but not both. I wandered the local Wal-Mart, leisurely strolled the grocery aisles, and strolled outside bars and gyms where people refused to wear masks unless the alpha marker was powerful enough to penetrate the mask. Finally the dog ran away. and tried to fuck my leg, but that was the only creature the alpha marker could be attracted to. In hindsight it may have been a blessing that only dogs were attracted to the smell as we are in the middle of a pandemic. When we finally get back to normal, I might try again. I don't like this scent that much, so it won't be a permanent scent that I wear. If it works out sometime in the future I'll come back and give that one or two stars a positive rating.

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  • cool product
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