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Review on Prismatic Party Hats 24 Ct by Brandy Powell

Revainrating 5 out of 5

My Uncle Stan loves these

My Uncle Stan likes to get drunk and pretend it's his birthday. He was always mad at us for not celebrating with him (because it was never his real birthday). We bought them so that when he showed us singing "He a jolly good 'feller'" after wearing one, we could put one on and pretend it was a surprise party for him. He usually dances around the room for 45 seconds and then passes out in a dog bed, but sleeps like a baby knowing his beloved nephew is remembering his fake birthday.

Pros
  • Absolute Legend
Cons
  • Sad Equipment