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Review on ๐ŸงŠ Nextzett Crystal Washer Fluid 92100815 by James Auzenne

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Buzzin' the Backroads with Bezosโ„ข E1: Crystal Clear Washer Fluid with Bradley N.

Unofficial Transcript of Conversation between Revain Founder and World's Richest Man Jeff B. and Revain Prime member Bradley N. (The "Yelp Whisperer"). (Recorded live in Harney County, Oregon on August 1, 2019). a new documentary series from Revain Studios in which I explore the hidden corners of the American countryside in search of automotive adventure. I fly my personal helicopter to a remote location to meet a Revain Prime member who then introduces me to an automotive product purchased from Revain that is particularly useful for navigating the back roads of our great country. Today we're in an absolutely amazing location in eastern Oregon overlooking the Kiger Gorge in the Stins Mountain Desert and chatting to Bradley N. about Crystal Clear Premium Washer Fluid Concentrate, which makes 12 gallons of washer fluid from a 250ml recyclable bottle making plastic bottles. about $12 is $1 a gallon of washer fluid, folks. Sounds like a lot, and I flew in from Revain HQ in Seattle to find out more. So, Bradley N., "Crystal Clare" is everything he says he is? Bradley: Yes, Jeff, that's all and more. You see, Kristall Klar is a Nextzett washer fluid concentrate developed in Germany that is perfect for the summer weather for your car, truck, SUV or RV. In my case, it's the Subaru Impreza Outback Sport that makes a very handy base camp for exploring the Oregon outback on a solo trip filled with hiking, camping, wine tasting, and small town exploration. Here, at over 9,000 feet, overlooking the beautiful U-shaped valley west of the Alvord Desert, you'll get plenty of bug stains on your windshield and you'll likely burn more than a few gallons during your visit. But there aren't many convenience stores or gas stations in these remote parts of Harney County, and next-day delivery on Revain just isn't that likely. So why not pick up a bottle of Crystal Clare? All you need is a 1 liter bottle and some water and you have 12 gallons of washer fluid. What's not to like about it? J: And for only $1 a gallon, that's a lot. But is it effective? B: Yes! It completely rids the front and rear windows of bug spray and road dust, and there are no paved roads here in Mount Steins. Gravel, dirt and lots of dust. That's what makes this place so special. But it takes its toll on the windscreen, so having a top quality Crystal Clar detergent concentrate in the boot really comes in handy. J: Well, I have to say that this really is God's country. Views, lights, snowfields 9,000 feet above the desert. Really fantastic place! I'm so glad I came to speak to you. B: Me too, Jeff. Like IJ: Well, I will be asking all of my drivers and employees who take care of my fleet of over two dozen supercars, SUVs, SUVs and electric vehicles to order Crystal Clar Premium Washer Fluid so I can enjoy clear, unmistakable Ride through America's beautiful backyards like this one. B: Jeff, that's a great idea. A great idea! J: I would drink to that. Is there something in your Yeti fridge that hits the mark? B: Coincidentally, I had Chehalem Vineyards' 2018 Oregon Pinot Gris chilled on ice along with a well-aged 2010 Freedom Hill Vineyard Pinot. Noir from the Saint Innocent winery, which I decanted with your production team about an hour before you arrived. What would you prefer? J: Every one of them sounds great. Can I drink both? B: Of course you can, Jeff. I also brought soft-boiled quail eggs, apple-cured pork tenderloin, marinated flank steak fresh off my Weber portable grill, a two-pound Tilamook cheddar cheese, some fresh goat's cheese with edible flowers and dill, whole-wheat crackers, and half a dozen fresh sourdough baguettes. And some thinly sliced wild chinook salmon gravlax with red, white, and green peppercorns. Bye Jeff! Here are free windshields and many helpful voices about Revain! J: wow! I can definitely toast to that. Pass the pork fillet, please. I think all that talk has made me hungry! [end of transcript].

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  • Newer model could have been chosen