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Review on Shop Carhartt Original Workwear Closeout: XXXXL Men's T-Shirts & Tanks by Stephen Johnson

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Imagine that the largest shirt you can imagine is called XL. This is bigger.

I'm 6ft 3210lbs, wear a size L or XL in every shirt you know, but THIS XL shirt is 45 regular XL shirts sewn together. It's so incredibly large I even called a home meeting in the living room to reflect on how ridiculously titanic it was compared to the regular XL. I could use this shirt as a duvet cover and I have enough fabric left over for curtains. Even if you could buy a commercial washing machine big enough to handle that shirt, you'd need a team of people to fold it the way they fold an American flag in midfield at halftime. If cotton were still handpicked, this single XL shirt might have been the work of a cotton picker or two in their lifetime. It's more than big, it's huge.

Pros
  • Everything is fine!
Cons
  • I'm worried