Review on Reversible Mats 119183 Outdoor Patio 9-Feet X 18-Feet by Ben Balas

This rug looks very nice. And it feels great underfoot. Unfortunately it is very light and even the slightest breeze is enough for it to get off the ground like a magic carpet and take off (I don't think it could do that with a passenger on board. I thought about how to sit on it to see , whether it will take me to some magical place. Then I decided it could be potentially dangerous. What if it gets blown away by the wind while I'm in a magical place? How do I even get home?). The volatility of this carpet proved to be a notable advantage. It kept flying over the fence into my neighbor's yard. This meant I could finally meet my neighbor after several years in my house. Said neighbor turned out to be very attractive. Now I visit even when there is no swearing. The neighbor's wife is not satisfied with this arrangement. I almost gave this rug four stars for its additional role as a matchmaker (for me). Then I almost gave him two stars for his role as a marriage wrecker (for my neighbor's wife). So I got three stars for this piece of advice: If you want to meet your neighbors, put it on your patio without putting any weight on it. If you don't want to risk the neighbor's temptations, place a large rock on each corner.