Review on PetFusion Vertical Scratching Standard Preference by Amanda Nunez

The cats were in Egypt. There are pyramids in Egypt. The thing looks like a pyramid. Follow me? Bring this little one home today and not only will you unravel the mysteries of Kah Mun Ra, but you'll also keep your cats off the couch. For years, my wife and I suffered in silence while our cats gutted every couch that got in their way. In vain I brought home a motley assortment of scratching posts and mystical defense concoctions. I finally had enough, and after a night of drinking lots of milk and sniffing lots of catnip, I found myself face down in the pan of despair. But when my wife scooped the last of my clumped tears out of our cat's closet, I decided to give Revane a try. That's where I found it. Like the all-seeing eye on the back of a dollar bill, I could see that all other products were not only inferior to this one, but like pyramid-building slaves by comparison. I should have. And I had it. And I have it. And so should you. The cat immediately fell head over heels in love with him. With 3 sides, she can scratch one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for dinner. Every morning we roll a three-sided die to see which side it starts on. Sometimes she lies down in the middle and closes one eye. Oh yeah. we will get it It's insanely powerful. And incredibly necessary. Now, when she tries to tear the couch apart, we just wink at her and she remembers the strength, the mystery, the power of this all-seeing scratching post. How was that thing made? Was it UFOs? Was it some kind of alien technology? Was it demons? Maybe we'll never know. BUT KNOW THIS: This thing works. Serious. The cat loves it.