Review on 👟 LUCKY STEP Women Chunky Platform Dad Colorblock Sneakers: White Neon Green Fuchsia Hologram Silver Casual Lace-Up Walking Shoes by Lisa Cummings

Hey witches, cool cats and absolute thugs. Want a thin size for those absolute Dicx magnets? Well read on you galactically groovy lazy Zeenatch. I compared the 8.5 in silver holo to my Nike 8.5 size. Please. I know that cool, aesthetically pleasing reviews of disembodied calves floating in the clouds don't really help you decide on a size; However, my comparison to a mud-caked Nike is very helpful. Ignore the dirt, I went through the swamp looking for Shrek. That stinky giant elf owes me a coin. Tried to find him but local swamp whore union kicked him out. In short, order HALF LESS if you have wide feet but otherwise normal feet. dog normal azz legs. How do I know that you ask? In addition to being a certified ESPN mind reader, her friend ordered a size 7 and a size 8.5 for research purposes, so you can all save money by making our little mini-me, Jeffy, rich. In true Goldilocks style, a size 7 was just a tad too small for my wide 3-track track and could have had 5 feet of bursitis. Size 8.5 (my normal size on Nike and most) was too big! So I would get by with 8. The laces are cute, but thinner than the promises your daddy made you before he went to get cigarettes 8 years ago. So do yourself a favor and order some laces. If you want to liven it up and be extra understated and funky, order some bright Bezo-style laces. Here's a sensation for you. No cherries on top because I can't afford it. But Jeff can. With those hot toe pads, I could at least have my own Splenda daddy.