Review on 📞 100ft Phone Line Cord - Extension Cable for Telephone - 2 Conductor (2 pin, 1 line) - Ideal for FAX, AIO, and Other Machines - White by Ramon Hood

No telephone line, this is normal. I mean, my plan for this review. I wanted to come here and tell you all about how this 100 foot phone cord CHANGED MY LIFE. I was about to make up a big story about how the extra distance from the phone base put me in the perfect position to avoid certain death or thwart a burglary. Scale from 1 to 5 stars, "transparency" of the cord. Now I'm wondering if I overused it. Maybe I should detach it from my phone and knit a sweater out of it. Or weave it into a belt. I could take apart my daughter's 10 year old rainbow loom and make bracelets. Now the possibilities are ENDLESS for me. Thank you Revane for bringing new meaning to my day. But also,