Review on 🛏️ Bed Geek Handheld Cordless Personal Massager - Waterproof, USB Rechargeable, Memory Feature, Skin Soft Silicone - 20 Vibration Patterns, 8 Speeds by Steven Dahl

Very upset that I chose this. I was intrigued by the very humorous attached review that was so detailed and answered almost all of my questions. Because the customer seemed so happy with it I went against my best judgment and ordered it as we all know that these things are best bought from adult sites dedicated to this stuff. That thing sounds like a lawnmower. The charge was enough for 3 uses and after the 2nd use it started to die. The total battery life should not exceed one hour. Not terrible, but not great either. The head is ridiculously small, so it doesn't move well. The vibrations were strong, but almost too intense. It was like my bones were shaking. The pulse patterns are the same as most handheld massagers. Generally save. This thing is nice, but it doesn't offer you anything that $50 more can't buy.